CONTEST: Hottest Celebrity of all Times

Due to quite a few e-mails sent to us by you about celebrities, we’ve decided to run the contest to check who’s the hotest of all times.  We’ve picked 5 celebrities that are, in our opinion, the hottest girls in the showbusiness: Jessica Alba, Tyra Banks, Angelina Jolie, Jeniffer Lopez and Jessica Simpson. We will provide 2 pictures (face and bottom) of each girl that will help you in making your decision. Vote for the hottest celebrity of all times on the bottom of this page in our poll!

PICK 1: Jessica Alba

PICK 2: Tyra Banks

PICK 3: Angelina Jolie

PICK 4: Jennifer Lopez

PICK 5: Jessica Simpson

The winning girl in our competion will be featured in our blog with full details of her biography, photograpy and life story coverage. The poll closes in 2 weeks, that is 31 July, 2009. Now, off you vote!

WHY DO WE LIKE BOOBS?

WHY DO WE LIKE BOOBS?

Because they’re nice! We can be attracted to them. By looking at tits, you can tell how hot girls are. How many times you saw a girl with a stunning face, nice ass, perfect slim body and…with no tits? What did you think then? Probably something like “whoahhh where are the boobs?! Gee, she looks weird”. That “small” detail ruins everything and put these girls automatically in the category NOT HOT. That’s why we came up with this article..article about boobs and why do we like them. Even many, many years ago, a few centuries back, boobs were considered as a valuable asset to a woman’s childrearing abilities. The bigger the better and those women were the most popular back then. How does it impact todays guys? Most of men would say NO BOOBS NO FUN. And we agree to that. However, you gotta know your limits. There’s plenty young girls out there who had a massive boob job. Going for double E or higher it’s rather a silly idea and waste of money – it’s statistically proven that most of girls doing it that big have another surgery after some time (when they probably get bored with it or people are making fun) to make their boobs smaller. Something like that just look gross and NOT HOT. Below our favourite, Lela Star.

PERFECT BOOBS

FROM SCIENCE POINT OF VIEW

Its a genetic response, men find most things about women attractive, thus encouraging them to procreate. Thats why curves are appealing to men. However the current scientific consenus is that they resemble bottoms, which is the usual sexual stimli in mammals, and this has developed to encourage front coupling for intercourse. Men make a subconcious judgement based on this ancestral criteria.

HOT

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PRETTY GIRL BUT COULD BE HOTTER WITH AT LEAST D BOOBS

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PRETTY GIRL WITH GROSS BOOBS – SHE COULD BE SMOKIN HOT WITH SMALLER TITS!

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We are very curious and we’ve created a poll about what you’re thinking about the size. Vote for your type of boobs and share your opinion with the world.

Facebook Tits!

The best tits from facebook. Hope you enjoy.

BEST LOOKING PORN STARS in our opinion

After all, it’s not easy to pick your favourites. I would say most of them are cute, pretty, slim and sexy. What should be the main factor in making a decision? The quality of the product I think. Their history, popularity and experience.

What’s your pick? Feel free to leave comments.

JENNA JAMESON

She started as a stripped in 1993 and at the time everybody was saying she’s too pretty for that. She said she would think of something else. Luckily, Jenna must have understood that wrong and became a porn star. She has since won more than 20 adult film awards and got into The Hall of Fame. We think she deserves to be in our TOP3 ranking as she was one of the best looking porn stars, if not the best. Jenna Jameson is obviously the most popular one out there, if not the one you immediately say her name when asked if you know any porn stars. Bad for us, she’s no longer a porn star. She gave birth to twins this year in March and decided to quit her profession. She’s known for the most action stuffed movies where almost everything goes apart from the gross stuff.

LELA STAR

Lela Star is a young and promising girl. Born in Florida in 1985. Before she made it to ClubJenna in 2007, she’s already appeared in over 40 titles! In her short career, she’s won 2 awards for Best Latin Porn Star and Best New Starlet. The reason she’s in our TOP3 ranking is that that Lela is actually one of the best actress in the porn industry these days. She’s very natural, sexy and stunning.

TERA PATRICK

Tera was always lucky and as a teenager, 13, was a full time model in California. She moved to New York and she continued to be a successful model for 5 years. She decided to go back to California. Because of her financial problems, she became a porn actress. She’s won 21 awards and has been named The Queen of Porn by X-Rated magazines. She’s in our TOP3 ranking because she’s one of the best looking and natural girls in the business.

DRUNK GIRLS ARE DOING IT HARDER, FASTER AND STRONGER.

Yet another video of dancing girls that are wasted. One of them barely stands. If you read my Guide To How To Pull a Church Girl then you understand the title. In every girl there’s a devil. Theirs has been woken up by alcohol. Their performance maybe isn’t the best but I’m sure some of you will find these girls hot and attractive in their geekness.

GUIDE: HOW TO PULL A CHURCH GIRL

HOW TO PULL A CHURCH GIRL

Why the title? Because all girls act innocent, and in fact, they never are. In every single girl, even in the biggest geek-girl there’s a devil inside. Your job is to wake it up! Read my guide and hopefully you will do better with pulling next time.

FIRST OF ALL! This guide isn’t a freaking “ULTIMATE BOOK TO PULL GIRLS”. “LEARN HOW TO PULL GIRLS IN 15 MINUTES” or whatever else some books are called shit. Something like that does not exist. Every girl is different. There’s no ultimate pull up line. And most of all, be yourself. Even if you’re a jerk. Some girls may be attracted to this. And stop being fucking desperate!

Many guys find themselves on a Saturday Night in the following situation:

Drunk, frustrated, or plain scared. The truth is, many of us are encouraged to ‘go out and get pissed’ without the slightest idea of how to get a girl. Groups of guys are unleashed about town only to go home every night, empty handed.

Many guys will follow this formula through out their lives…going out..getting drunk…not really knowing what to do and then falling into some girl’s arms ‘by accident’. Do you want to be that guy, or do you want to be the person who takes control of his life, and pulls any girl he wants? Yes, any girl he wants! The looks don’t matter. It’s just a girl like any other – the better looking the more confident she is – that’s it. Obviously if you try to pull a geek with some desperate puncher line, she may not produce a word to you at all because she’s shy. And if you try the same with some hot chick, she’s just gonna laugh at you. Be yourself!

STEP ONE: Aim your target.

You don’t wanna pull a girl that is ugly, short and fat. That’s too easy. And too shamefull.

STEP TWO: Check them out properly.

I mean, don’t stare at them like you are a desperate. Check if they are drunk. It’s not a shame to pull a drunk girl. As long as she’s hot. If you are drunk too, that should be fine. If she’s sober, don’t even bother. Make sure she’s alone, without her boyfriend that is. If you’re lucky, she might be single. So, if you are equally drunk, she’s alone and you’re not looking like a desperate it’s time to go and say hi.

STEP THREE: Saying Hi.

The only thing that you have to do before you say hi is to try to get her to look at you when you’re walking towards her. When she looks, you smile. If she smiles back, you’re ready to say hi. If she just look and don’t smile, you’re still ready to say hi. If she looks and take off her eyes off you after 2 seconds, you may stop walking and go back to STEP 1. Why? Because guys suck at failing. 95% of guys would still walk hoping to pull that girl and fail. They would lose their confidence and come back to STEP 1 anyway. Except this time, they might look funny walking towards a girl and make weird expressions when smiling to her before they say hi. They would be troubled with the first fail. Which means? Yes, you got that right I hope! They would look despreate again!

I’m not gonna teach you any lines. They don’t work. And it depends on girls. Some of them will be very delighted when you tell them they are sexy and some of them will ignore you hearing that. You must be yourself and start smoothly. Ask if she’s enjoying the night, party, bbq wherever you are at the moment. The convo will develop itself.

STEP FOUR: DON’T

Again, do not sound desperate. That’s the only exception of being yourself ;-). Don’t ask them to have sex, don’t kiss them straight away, don’t tell them you wanna have kids with them, and don’t grab their asses too soon. Behave and you will be rewarded. Just be cool.

BAN ON STOCKINGS IN THE UK?

I was driving my car today when they mentioned on the radio that the UK government wants to put a ban on stockings, knee socks and other vulgar and slutty outfits that girls wear in public on the weekends. Is that the end of dressing up for girls on the friday and saturday nights? I’ve been living in England for over three years now and I thought nothing was gonna surprise me about that country and boom, here we go. ISN’T IT AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS? VOTE IF YOU ARE WITH OR AGAINST THE BAN ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST!

Can you believe it’s the same person?

I couldn’t. Can you?

RATE THOSE CHICKS – SUMMERBREAK VOLUME 1

Rate those chicks! Volume 1 of the summerbreak.

GIRLS ARE WAY TOO EASY WHEN DRUNK

We had a flat party yesterday. Yes, on Monday. My friend, 7 girls from our campus and I. When they came around, it was like in the class. Everybody was well behaved. They brought that gay beer, started drinking it and couldn’t get drunk. When I said the beer wasn’t good for them because it makes you fat, they started drinking vodka. And then it’s started for real. The reason I am writing this post is that girls are way too easy when drunk. You get no satisfaction of pulling them. You basically do whatever you want. We went to a club nearby, for the first time. I have even taken some pictures of the funny shaped wash basins in the toilets. Here are some pictures of the flat party and the night out.